Eye bleach, for the love of Pete, someone give me some eye bleach.

lol i actually saw this guy but i thought it was a prop at first, lol

wtf is wrong with his dick?

it has an elbow! hahaha

just bigger than yours... xD hahaha

Why is he wearing a hat? Why bother?

At least he's a Barcelona fan

Maybe he rammed it in somewhere too hard and got buckled?

omg its like a tiny elephant trunk, pops go get the fucker peeled back man!!!

just laughing the whole time - half hard half limp - alien arm.

Yall ain't right...

where?